Blogservations....

-For what seems like the first time in a month, I get to be home during the evening.....between basketball, teaching classes on the joys of paint, overnights in my territory, and trips to Florida, it seeems like I'm never home at night lately. I will spend the evening folding clothes and watching my favorite little Spaniard light up the Charlotte Bobcats!! Ole', Ole', Ole'....Oleeeeee', Oleeeeeee'!!! First no look, behind the back, through the legs alley oop to K Love, and I'll come unglued for my little man crush!!

-Lil' Bit is off to a pedicure with a friend, and I've decided that it is time for someone to quit keeping the man down, and have a business where guys can get a dudicure. It can offer such services as nose/ear hair trimming, unsightly neck hair clean up, and even toe nail clipping. Maybe the T Wolve cheerleaders could perform some of their sparkling routines as well. Speaking of nose hairs...I purchased an electric trimmer at Target the other day, and it was like Christmas in February...I was so excited that I even told Showty....I am very easy to please!

-Stuck at 48 pounds on my Hoggybloggybiggy diet...my guess is that I won't be losing any more soon, as the 6Red Traveling Fun Show is headed to Mankato this weekend for some hoops!!! My goals are simple...many Miller Lites, but not as many as last year....reason being, it's 1 hour before the Championship game last year, and I'm holed up in the bathroom, not feeling so good...yuck!!!

-Maybe I'll do some drunken Facebook posting from the tourney, for the simple reason that it makes me laugh. As I've stated many times before...It is wayyyyyyy to short, not to have as much fun and laughs as you can!!!!

STAY SAFE ERIC!!!

Bloggykato

Why the "Nugget" is cool, reason #infinity....

So, all dudes favorite "Holiday" is coming up. Personally, I don't consider it a holiday, unless there's something in it for me, because, as you know, I'm all about me! At our house, a certain low rider has a birfday only 4 days later....aka...double the trouble!! This is why I love the Itty Bitty....she tells me she doesn't want anything, and actually means it!! I say, well, let's at least go out for dinner this week...she replies that she thinks it would be better to just wait until after Hooping for Trophies is done in a month....see, she gets it!! So I stop by my 2nd favorite store today, lets call it Target, to at least get a card (it would be #1, but man, do I like looking at the big Tvs at Best Buy...No offense to marketing guru, D Roll!!), but it was like a bunch of Joe Mauers heard there was a sale on hot tubs...people everywhere. So I will just make her a card, and I have come up with the perfect present, as all Hotties like outfits.  It is called the "Birthday Suit", and can be worn anywhere. I suggest that you work out for months on end, as it is skin tight, but will definetly turn a lot of heads. I'm not sure that it can be worn at the office, unless you have casual Fridays, where I'm pretty sure it won't be a problem. No charge for this piece of advice Dudes, as the former "Round Mound of the 28 foot bomb for 3" from the corner, always has your back!!

STAY SAFE ERIC!!!

Bloggy Vanderbilt

The price of tea in China...

I'm not sure I care what it is, and am positive that this is the point of the phrase, so kudos to you, inventor of the phrase!!

-We play either St. Paul or N.St. Paul in the semis today of the White Bear Lake tournament. The season is going well so far, kids are getting better for sure, and we only have 3 tournaments left after today. I never knew 65 games could fly by so quickly!
-That being said, Little League signups are starting next week, and I think we have at least a week break between the end of hoops, and the beginning of baseball. I will be sleeping the whole week in preparation for a possible 80 games of ball....no matter what season we are in, how busy we are, or how the teams are doing, I enjoy the heck out of it, because I KNOW I will miss it dearly in a few years.
-Noah just called me Gray Hair Boy.....he is something else!! (I could tell you what else he said earlier this morning, but that may get me shut down from the internet. But, let me tell you, it was highly innapropriate, but damn funny!!!)
-I got nothing else......

STAY SAFE ERIC!!!

Blogs

My interview with the Spanish Kid....

An interview with the Spanish Kid....

Bloggy: Welcome to Gods Country, Spanish Kid!
Spanish Kid: Thanka you, Blogga...greata to bea here...Minnesota isa very nicea, very pretty girls!

Bloggy: I agree, my little Spanish friend, I agree...great play to end the Nets game the other night...I always wondered why players don't just lob the ball in the air down the court with a few seconds left, so time runs out, instead of getting fouled....lo and behold, the Spanish Kid does just that!
Spanish Kid: Greata brains think together like! I'ma not so surea about the crush man thing you have on me, as I, how you say, like the girls so pretty. Not that theresa anything wrong with that!

Bloggy: Actually, it's a man-crush, and isn't about dating you, not that theres anything wrong with that!, it's just that I think you're cool and want to be like you, except for passing the ball to Beasley, of course.
Spanish Kid: I getta everybody, how you say, evolved in game...itsa what makes me Spanish.

Bloggy: Well said, my European friend, well said! Tell me about Tuesdays Wolves promotion..
Spanish Kid: Wella, I heard the Grove Maple Village is in the turmoil, so I bought 500 Wayzata High School bumper stickers to give away to them, to make people smile.

Bloggy: You are a true humanitarian, Spanish Kid! Good luck this week Spanish Kid, I will be watching you from afar, via the interweb!
Spanish Kid: Yes, I hearda that "The Suit" has to makea nother show, to hanga with the others suits...gooda luck with that all!

Bloggy: Yeah, thanks Lil' Spaniard...you gotta do, what you gotta do!!

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Bloogy Howser

I'm gonna let you in on a little secret....

Shhhhhhhhhhhhh.....don't tell anybody, but all the crap I put in this Blog, is just a bit. I know that you are probably stunned, but I couldn't keep it too my self any longer. So, when I say stuff about how hot and saucy I am, don't believe me. I can't lie to you, I'm not a Brad Pitt...more of a George Clooney. And when I talk about how chicks dig me, it's not that they want to make out with me or anything, it's more like they can't believe how lucky Lil' Bit is to get to hang out with me everyday. (On a serious note, I don't know how she does it, I'm sick of me, and I'm me....must be something to do with her closer proximity to the ground...I don't know, I'm not a doctor, I just went to high school with a couple....jeeeeesh...quit trying to analyze me, me!!)  I may, or may not Blog again this weekend, as we don't have any hoops.....42 combined games so far (50 if you count the fall 3 on 3 league)....these dudes are remarkable!!! Oh, before I forget....Maple Grove's windmill doesn't blow...it actually sucks!!!

STAY SAFE ERIC!!!

Bloggy Rubio

This may cross the line, but I don't care, cuz it really made me laugh!!!

Per request, and, as a dude who is secure in his dudehood,(and realizes that Chicks Rule!) I have decided to list things I have worn that could be construed as somewhat, kinda, maybe (but isn't), cross dressing....

1. The mansier- While I am a slightly lighter dude, I still have moobs, or should I say, measts, so as to be politically correct. If my mansier is in the wash, and we have big plans, I just resort to duct tape.

2. The mirdle-Helps keep everything in place when I'm out clubbing with the co-eds. Usually, I work up such a lather on the dance floor, that I totally forget it's on, and the darn thing basically explodes when I take it off.

3. Manties- usually reserved for special occasions...i.e. my birfday, me and Showtys anniversary, a really important, late season Twins game...etc....

So, there you have it, I bare my soul, and dammit, I feel liberated!!!

STAY SAFE ERIC!!!!!

Bloghilda

Bloggy's All-Time Gopher Hoops team....

My top 5 Gopher hoopsters....

#5 Trent Tucker- The only person who could hit from further out, was me, and I had to turn down a full ride from the Dakota School of Mines, mainly because I didn't want to spend my life in a cave!

#4 Slam Jacobson- The only white guy who could dunk with more flair, was me, and I had to turn down a full ride to Aakers Business College because I can't stand wearing suits...by the way, in case you didn't know...I don't like buying suits, wearing suits and, most especially, don't like hanging out with suits!

#3 Willie Burton- Part of Clems group that brought the program back to prominence. If it wasn't for Kevin Lynch shooting an airball (I would have made it, then waved my arms in the air like I just don't care!), they would have beat Georgia Tech...should have given me a full ride Clem!!

#2 Lindsay Whalen- I love Lindsay. She was Ricky Rubio, before Ricky Rubio was Ricky Rubio...an absolute pleasure to watch play!!

#1 Bobby Jackson- Almost single handidly beat Kentucky in the Final Four. Bobby Jack was a warrior!!

Press Pass Bloggy

Bloggy makes em swoon....

So....we're playing Rogers in the Irondale tournament in Mound over the weekend....(I love it when it gets all confusing!!) Hanging out with a couple Dads, Nuggets hanging with the Fun show Hotties before the tilt....she tells me to come over and do a twirl...so I kinda dance over and shake my money maker, like you knew I would!! Little Showty lifts up my super cool Little League jacket, and all the Hotties laugh at my buttocks....even when I'm all super cute, I can't seem to catch a break!! I'm probably gonna blame Obama, or maybe Bush, how about Carter, or maybe Reagan, or maybe I'll take the blame for not taking the plastic surgeon up on his offer of a Brazilian Butt Lift.....I'll let you know!!!!

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