Random thoughts from the desk of Bloggy.....
-Bloggy is up at 3AM. Getting ready to leave for Superior by 4, so I can work until 2, to pick up the boys at school, to go to Sams Epiphany game at 4, to go home and eat, to get to Sam and Austins WhiteSox game at 8, to get home at 10, to try and get some paperwork done, to be sleeping by midnight. So a minimum of a 10 hour work day, with a couple ballgames to boot. To some that may seem crazy, to me it is the PERFECT day!!! Well, except for the working part!!
-Props to the impish one, who, quite honestly, isn't the biggest baseball fan. She is always there supporting our boys maniacal baseball habit. Also props to my favorite community for supporting the CR's maniacal baseball habit!! Also, props to nuns, who where habits!!
-I am thinking of running for office, and making jeans, hoodies and white Nikes the official outfit of our country. In the summer you would be able to replace that with shorts, t shirts and some white sneaks. Why so radical Bloggy, you may ask?!?! Because....I can't stand wearing Khakis and polos, or dress shirts...and I hate ironing!!!! I'm so glad the Blog gives me the opportunity to get this off my chest!! Remember to vote for Bloggy for Umpire Coordinator in November!!!!
-I got nuttin else.....Have a GREAT day, my lil CR peeps!!!!
Bloggy Wilf
"Hey Now"!!!
Wednesday, May 2, 2012
Tuesday, May 1, 2012
Bloggy's baaaaaack!!!!
It has been an eternity....3 months to be exact, since Bloggy regaled you with his wit and witticisms!!! Bloggy has been very busy with Hoops and Hardball, and that silly time waster I call employment!! But, I thought the time had come for a Bloggy return...with that said, Bloggy answers some "Letters to Bloggy"....
Dear Bloggy,
Was that you I saw at the Virginia holiday station on Monday....Dude, nice lid!!!
V. Sassoon New York, New York
Dear V,
It was. I had the freshly Fantastic Sam's windswept doo cooking...the best hair day I've EVER had...dang, I should have taken a picture!!
Dear Blogoyovich,
Just wondering if you, as a man of style and culture, have any fashion tips for those struggling to stay hip in today's world?
B. Favre for Wrangler Jeans Green Bay, WI
Dear BFFWJ,
Sooo funny you should ask! I was just telling my good friend Chris Theenz, er Tines, er Tennis the other day my newest idea. It is the reverse thong. It will be called the "Rong", and I'm thinking it will be a big hit with all the kids. I can see it now...I'm struttin' around in my 'Rong at the local beaches when I hear "Hey Bloggy, nice 'Rong" or " 'sup Blogs, that 'Rong is kickin'!!" Or, most likely, "Hit the dirt freak! That 'Rong is Wrong and we're taking you downtown!!" The PoPo is always out to stifle the fashion sense of the Blogster!!
Dear Blogenhire,
Word on the street is that the "Hardball for Haysoos" club is off too a 1-3 start...what gives??
Skip Gardenhire, Target Field
Dear Skip,
Seriously dude, the team we played today all drove themselves to the game!! Believe me...you know I was constantly reminding them that they were playing a bunch of 6th graders!!! Nice field Maple Grove!!! What a crap hole!!! (Can you sense my bitterness?? Actually we played pretty good considering, but MG still blows!! Maybe take some of that money you spend driving to Wayzata for the Wayzata School District you're all so enamored with, and build a baseball field, so we don't have to play on a slow pitch diamond, you clowns!!!!) Dang, that actually felt kinda good!!!
Thats all I've got for now...so, in other words, just the same old rehashed bits 3 months later!!!
As always.....CR Rules!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bloggy
Dear Bloggy,
Was that you I saw at the Virginia holiday station on Monday....Dude, nice lid!!!
V. Sassoon New York, New York
Dear V,
It was. I had the freshly Fantastic Sam's windswept doo cooking...the best hair day I've EVER had...dang, I should have taken a picture!!
Dear Blogoyovich,
Just wondering if you, as a man of style and culture, have any fashion tips for those struggling to stay hip in today's world?
B. Favre for Wrangler Jeans Green Bay, WI
Dear BFFWJ,
Sooo funny you should ask! I was just telling my good friend Chris Theenz, er Tines, er Tennis the other day my newest idea. It is the reverse thong. It will be called the "Rong", and I'm thinking it will be a big hit with all the kids. I can see it now...I'm struttin' around in my 'Rong at the local beaches when I hear "Hey Bloggy, nice 'Rong" or " 'sup Blogs, that 'Rong is kickin'!!" Or, most likely, "Hit the dirt freak! That 'Rong is Wrong and we're taking you downtown!!" The PoPo is always out to stifle the fashion sense of the Blogster!!
Dear Blogenhire,
Word on the street is that the "Hardball for Haysoos" club is off too a 1-3 start...what gives??
Skip Gardenhire, Target Field
Dear Skip,
Seriously dude, the team we played today all drove themselves to the game!! Believe me...you know I was constantly reminding them that they were playing a bunch of 6th graders!!! Nice field Maple Grove!!! What a crap hole!!! (Can you sense my bitterness?? Actually we played pretty good considering, but MG still blows!! Maybe take some of that money you spend driving to Wayzata for the Wayzata School District you're all so enamored with, and build a baseball field, so we don't have to play on a slow pitch diamond, you clowns!!!!) Dang, that actually felt kinda good!!!
Thats all I've got for now...so, in other words, just the same old rehashed bits 3 months later!!!
As always.....CR Rules!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bloggy
Wednesday, February 15, 2012
Blogservations....
-For what seems like the first time in a month, I get to be home during the evening.....between basketball, teaching classes on the joys of paint, overnights in my territory, and trips to Florida, it seeems like I'm never home at night lately. I will spend the evening folding clothes and watching my favorite little Spaniard light up the Charlotte Bobcats!! Ole', Ole', Ole'....Oleeeeee', Oleeeeeee'!!! First no look, behind the back, through the legs alley oop to K Love, and I'll come unglued for my little man crush!!
-Lil' Bit is off to a pedicure with a friend, and I've decided that it is time for someone to quit keeping the man down, and have a business where guys can get a dudicure. It can offer such services as nose/ear hair trimming, unsightly neck hair clean up, and even toe nail clipping. Maybe the T Wolve cheerleaders could perform some of their sparkling routines as well. Speaking of nose hairs...I purchased an electric trimmer at Target the other day, and it was like Christmas in February...I was so excited that I even told Showty....I am very easy to please!
-Stuck at 48 pounds on my Hoggybloggybiggy diet...my guess is that I won't be losing any more soon, as the 6Red Traveling Fun Show is headed to Mankato this weekend for some hoops!!! My goals are simple...many Miller Lites, but not as many as last year....reason being, it's 1 hour before the Championship game last year, and I'm holed up in the bathroom, not feeling so good...yuck!!!
-Maybe I'll do some drunken Facebook posting from the tourney, for the simple reason that it makes me laugh. As I've stated many times before...It is wayyyyyyy to short, not to have as much fun and laughs as you can!!!!
STAY SAFE ERIC!!!
Bloggykato
-Lil' Bit is off to a pedicure with a friend, and I've decided that it is time for someone to quit keeping the man down, and have a business where guys can get a dudicure. It can offer such services as nose/ear hair trimming, unsightly neck hair clean up, and even toe nail clipping. Maybe the T Wolve cheerleaders could perform some of their sparkling routines as well. Speaking of nose hairs...I purchased an electric trimmer at Target the other day, and it was like Christmas in February...I was so excited that I even told Showty....I am very easy to please!
-Stuck at 48 pounds on my Hoggybloggybiggy diet...my guess is that I won't be losing any more soon, as the 6Red Traveling Fun Show is headed to Mankato this weekend for some hoops!!! My goals are simple...many Miller Lites, but not as many as last year....reason being, it's 1 hour before the Championship game last year, and I'm holed up in the bathroom, not feeling so good...yuck!!!
-Maybe I'll do some drunken Facebook posting from the tourney, for the simple reason that it makes me laugh. As I've stated many times before...It is wayyyyyyy to short, not to have as much fun and laughs as you can!!!!
STAY SAFE ERIC!!!
Bloggykato
Monday, February 13, 2012
Why the "Nugget" is cool, reason #infinity....
So, all dudes favorite "Holiday" is coming up. Personally, I don't consider it a holiday, unless there's something in it for me, because, as you know, I'm all about me! At our house, a certain low rider has a birfday only 4 days later....aka...double the trouble!! This is why I love the Itty Bitty....she tells me she doesn't want anything, and actually means it!! I say, well, let's at least go out for dinner this week...she replies that she thinks it would be better to just wait until after Hooping for Trophies is done in a month....see, she gets it!! So I stop by my 2nd favorite store today, lets call it Target, to at least get a card (it would be #1, but man, do I like looking at the big Tvs at Best Buy...No offense to marketing guru, D Roll!!), but it was like a bunch of Joe Mauers heard there was a sale on hot tubs...people everywhere. So I will just make her a card, and I have come up with the perfect present, as all Hotties like outfits. It is called the "Birthday Suit", and can be worn anywhere. I suggest that you work out for months on end, as it is skin tight, but will definetly turn a lot of heads. I'm not sure that it can be worn at the office, unless you have casual Fridays, where I'm pretty sure it won't be a problem. No charge for this piece of advice Dudes, as the former "Round Mound of the 28 foot bomb for 3" from the corner, always has your back!!
STAY SAFE ERIC!!!
Bloggy Vanderbilt
STAY SAFE ERIC!!!
Bloggy Vanderbilt
Sunday, February 12, 2012
The price of tea in China...
I'm not sure I care what it is, and am positive that this is the point of the phrase, so kudos to you, inventor of the phrase!!
-We play either St. Paul or N.St. Paul in the semis today of the White Bear Lake tournament. The season is going well so far, kids are getting better for sure, and we only have 3 tournaments left after today. I never knew 65 games could fly by so quickly!
-That being said, Little League signups are starting next week, and I think we have at least a week break between the end of hoops, and the beginning of baseball. I will be sleeping the whole week in preparation for a possible 80 games of ball....no matter what season we are in, how busy we are, or how the teams are doing, I enjoy the heck out of it, because I KNOW I will miss it dearly in a few years.
-Noah just called me Gray Hair Boy.....he is something else!! (I could tell you what else he said earlier this morning, but that may get me shut down from the internet. But, let me tell you, it was highly innapropriate, but damn funny!!!)
-I got nothing else......
STAY SAFE ERIC!!!
Blogs
-We play either St. Paul or N.St. Paul in the semis today of the White Bear Lake tournament. The season is going well so far, kids are getting better for sure, and we only have 3 tournaments left after today. I never knew 65 games could fly by so quickly!
-That being said, Little League signups are starting next week, and I think we have at least a week break between the end of hoops, and the beginning of baseball. I will be sleeping the whole week in preparation for a possible 80 games of ball....no matter what season we are in, how busy we are, or how the teams are doing, I enjoy the heck out of it, because I KNOW I will miss it dearly in a few years.
-Noah just called me Gray Hair Boy.....he is something else!! (I could tell you what else he said earlier this morning, but that may get me shut down from the internet. But, let me tell you, it was highly innapropriate, but damn funny!!!)
-I got nothing else......
STAY SAFE ERIC!!!
Blogs
Monday, February 6, 2012
My interview with the Spanish Kid....
An interview with the Spanish Kid....
Bloggy: Welcome to Gods Country, Spanish Kid!
Spanish Kid: Thanka you, Blogga...greata to bea here...Minnesota isa very nicea, very pretty girls!
Bloggy: I agree, my little Spanish friend, I agree...great play to end the Nets game the other night...I always wondered why players don't just lob the ball in the air down the court with a few seconds left, so time runs out, instead of getting fouled....lo and behold, the Spanish Kid does just that!
Spanish Kid: Greata brains think together like! I'ma not so surea about the crush man thing you have on me, as I, how you say, like the girls so pretty. Not that theresa anything wrong with that!
Bloggy: Actually, it's a man-crush, and isn't about dating you, not that theres anything wrong with that!, it's just that I think you're cool and want to be like you, except for passing the ball to Beasley, of course.
Spanish Kid: I getta everybody, how you say, evolved in game...itsa what makes me Spanish.
Bloggy: Well said, my European friend, well said! Tell me about Tuesdays Wolves promotion..
Spanish Kid: Wella, I heard the Grove Maple Village is in the turmoil, so I bought 500 Wayzata High School bumper stickers to give away to them, to make people smile.
Bloggy: You are a true humanitarian, Spanish Kid! Good luck this week Spanish Kid, I will be watching you from afar, via the interweb!
Spanish Kid: Yes, I hearda that "The Suit" has to makea nother show, to hanga with the others suits...gooda luck with that all!
Bloggy: Yeah, thanks Lil' Spaniard...you gotta do, what you gotta do!!
STAY SAFE ERIC!!
Bloogy Howser
Bloggy: Welcome to Gods Country, Spanish Kid!
Spanish Kid: Thanka you, Blogga...greata to bea here...Minnesota isa very nicea, very pretty girls!
Bloggy: I agree, my little Spanish friend, I agree...great play to end the Nets game the other night...I always wondered why players don't just lob the ball in the air down the court with a few seconds left, so time runs out, instead of getting fouled....lo and behold, the Spanish Kid does just that!
Spanish Kid: Greata brains think together like! I'ma not so surea about the crush man thing you have on me, as I, how you say, like the girls so pretty. Not that theresa anything wrong with that!
Bloggy: Actually, it's a man-crush, and isn't about dating you, not that theres anything wrong with that!, it's just that I think you're cool and want to be like you, except for passing the ball to Beasley, of course.
Spanish Kid: I getta everybody, how you say, evolved in game...itsa what makes me Spanish.
Bloggy: Well said, my European friend, well said! Tell me about Tuesdays Wolves promotion..
Spanish Kid: Wella, I heard the Grove Maple Village is in the turmoil, so I bought 500 Wayzata High School bumper stickers to give away to them, to make people smile.
Bloggy: You are a true humanitarian, Spanish Kid! Good luck this week Spanish Kid, I will be watching you from afar, via the interweb!
Spanish Kid: Yes, I hearda that "The Suit" has to makea nother show, to hanga with the others suits...gooda luck with that all!
Bloggy: Yeah, thanks Lil' Spaniard...you gotta do, what you gotta do!!
STAY SAFE ERIC!!
Bloogy Howser
Saturday, February 4, 2012
I'm gonna let you in on a little secret....
Shhhhhhhhhhhhh.....don't tell anybody, but all the crap I put in this Blog, is just a bit. I know that you are probably stunned, but I couldn't keep it too my self any longer. So, when I say stuff about how hot and saucy I am, don't believe me. I can't lie to you, I'm not a Brad Pitt...more of a George Clooney. And when I talk about how chicks dig me, it's not that they want to make out with me or anything, it's more like they can't believe how lucky Lil' Bit is to get to hang out with me everyday. (On a serious note, I don't know how she does it, I'm sick of me, and I'm me....must be something to do with her closer proximity to the ground...I don't know, I'm not a doctor, I just went to high school with a couple....jeeeeesh...quit trying to analyze me, me!!) I may, or may not Blog again this weekend, as we don't have any hoops.....42 combined games so far (50 if you count the fall 3 on 3 league)....these dudes are remarkable!!! Oh, before I forget....Maple Grove's windmill doesn't blow...it actually sucks!!!
STAY SAFE ERIC!!!
Bloggy Rubio
STAY SAFE ERIC!!!
Bloggy Rubio
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