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Wednesday, January 21, 2015

Rump update

Well, my butt and I have a health update for all. I spoke to my surgeon yesterday, and it's been determined that I have rectal cancer (I know, right?!?!). What this means, is that I will most likely be having 3 months of chemo and daily radiation followed by surgery. I'm assuming I'll have chemo post surgery as well....yeeeehawwwww, let the fun begin!!! Truth be told, this is really pretty good news as it looks as if there has been no spread of the disease. The treatment will begin once the liver infection has been cured, hopefully in a couple weeks. I really struggled with putting the news out there, as I didn't want it to look like I was trolling for sympathy. But you know what I found out...I don't care what it looks like, and your kind words and thoughts have lifted me higher than you will ever know. It has been truly humbling! Bless you for making a huge difference in my life! On a side note, I've had heard some blowback that there may be anger at my tookus on the hardscrabble streets of the Minneapolis area. I know, as I was disappointed in my favorite feature as well. I even tried to get Shelly to agree that my eyes were "dreamy" and should be anointed as my new best feature. She replied that they aren't dreamy, so that plan kinda fell part. So it looks as if my butt will remain my best feature, but be sure, you round little sculpture of beauty, you are on notice to shape up!!!
Love,
Dan

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