"Hey Now"!!!

Tuesday, May 1, 2012

Bloggy's baaaaaack!!!!

It has been an eternity....3 months to be exact, since Bloggy regaled you with his wit and witticisms!!! Bloggy has been very busy with Hoops and Hardball, and that silly time waster I call employment!! But, I thought the time had come for a Bloggy return...with that said, Bloggy answers some "Letters to Bloggy"....

Dear Bloggy,
 Was that you I saw at the Virginia holiday station on Monday....Dude, nice lid!!!
V. Sassoon New York, New York
Dear V,
 It was. I had the freshly Fantastic Sam's windswept doo cooking...the best hair day I've EVER had...dang, I should have taken a picture!!

Dear Blogoyovich,
 Just wondering if you, as a man of style and culture, have any fashion tips for those struggling to stay hip in today's world?
B. Favre for Wrangler Jeans Green Bay, WI
Dear BFFWJ,
 Sooo funny you should ask! I was just telling my good friend Chris Theenz, er Tines, er Tennis the other day my newest idea. It is the reverse thong. It will be called the "Rong", and I'm thinking it will be a big hit with all the kids. I can see it now...I'm struttin' around in my 'Rong at the local beaches when I hear "Hey Bloggy, nice 'Rong" or " 'sup Blogs, that 'Rong is kickin'!!" Or, most likely, "Hit the dirt freak! That 'Rong is Wrong and we're taking you downtown!!" The PoPo is always out to stifle the fashion sense of the Blogster!!

Dear Blogenhire,
 Word on the street is that the "Hardball for Haysoos" club is off too a 1-3 start...what gives??
Skip Gardenhire, Target Field
Dear Skip,
 Seriously dude, the team we played today all drove themselves to the game!! Believe me...you know I was constantly reminding them that they were playing a bunch of 6th graders!!! Nice field Maple Grove!!! What a crap hole!!! (Can you sense my bitterness?? Actually we played pretty good considering, but MG still blows!! Maybe take some of that money you spend driving to Wayzata for the Wayzata School District you're all so enamored with, and build a baseball field, so we don't have to play on a slow pitch diamond, you clowns!!!!) Dang, that actually felt kinda good!!!

Thats all I've got for now...so, in other words, just the same old rehashed bits 3 months later!!!
As always.....CR Rules!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bloggy




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