Tuck N Me....

                                                 Chapter 2: Tuck Makes it Rain

Take the little fella out for multiple walks a day, let him out in the backyard plenty, and he still manages to do the one thing that will make the Nugget a non-fan. Last night he was upstairs, and made it rain through the railing. The diddle landing squarely on to some of my favorite quilters fabric, like he was trying to sink Cheerios in the toilet. I've gotta let the 4 legged one know that the only place where making it rain is appropriate, is when you are out clubbing with the coeds. Live and learn, I guess!!

New Years Resolutions...

                             "New Years Resolutions 2012-Catch the Fever"

1. I resolve to lose another 35 pounds, minimum, just for the hell of it. I may then gain back 80, again, for the hell of it....we'll see as I don't want to let my Big n Tall wardrobe go to waste when so many big n tall dudes in China are walking around naked, or with tight outfits on.

2. I resolve to not vote for any Republicans this year, in any elections, for one simple reason....I am sick of people sharing, or copying and pasting their boring rhetoric on Facebook. I used to vote about half and half...no more. While I'm getting all political Bloggy about it, I'm not voting for any more "Family Values" spewers or Jesus freaks either. I'm all for family values, and truly believe that Jesus rocks, but why is that these people usually have their pool boys number on speed dial, or are getting some of the naughty naughty with some staffer?? Yawn...why can't they be like the rest of us and just figure it out? I have no idea what the Jacques Lemaire of CR hockey thinks about politics...I just know that he likes Miller Lite, talking about girls, screening my calls and has an awesome family!!!

3. I resolve to not talk about boring politics on the "Peoples Blog", ever again, unless, of course, it makes me laugh, or I get all riled up about something.....speaking of which, lets get that damn CR Community Center built!!!

4. I resolve to bring sexy back.

5. I resolve to win either Power Ball or Mega Millions!

6. I resolve to think that anyone that reads my Blog is super cool!! (I already think that anyways, just wanted to let you know!!)

7. I resolve to have a GREAT 2012 and truly hope and pray that you do as well!!!

Cheers to a healthy, safe and Happy New Year!!!
Bloggy from the block

Think before you Blog, a message from Bloggy..

After attending last nights Wolves-Heat game, which was a fun game to be at, as the joint was jumpin', I was all set to do a Blog when we got home, making fun of all the grown ups wearing their groovy Heat jerseys at Target Center. I was gonna rip them about maybe wanting to grow up a little, you look like a fool, isn't it time to maybe get a job....when I suddenly remembered a trip from 2 summers ago. Took the boys to KC to watch our beloved Twins with some Wild Puck Banter fans, and guess what this mid 40's goofball was wearing? You got it...his home alternate Twins jersey!!! Think before you Blog is my new mantra!!
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2 days 'til 2012, "The Year of Bloggy".....

With the new year quickly approaching, and seemingly no one stepping up to the Bloggy plate, I have decided to take it upon myself, and officially declare 2012 "The Year of Bloggy". Much thought and energy has gone into the festivities, so that all can enjoy this most special of upcoming events.

Here is a tentative list of some planned activities:

January-2 plain McDoubles and a large fry will be on sale at all local McDonalds at their regular price. Did I mention how much I miss those fries!?!?

February-In honor of Valentines Day, all hotties will get a "Dream Date with Bloggy"...there will, of course, be none of what the kids call " the hanky panky", as this would tick off the Nugget!

March-free Bloggy dance team posters to the first 10,000 fans at the Timberwolves vs. Fargo North game on March 32nd.

April-Bloggy throws out the first pitch, Opening Day, at Target Field. I anticipate a 99 mile heater on the black caught by Ryam Doumit, as Joe Mauer will still be nursing some mystery malady in the training room.

Spring/Summer-"Take Bloggy to Work Day". Bloggy will show up at your job and try to tell you how you can do it better. Bloggy especially appreciates those that work at Gentlemen's Clubs, as he has a couple new sexy dances that he wants to try out.

The rest of 2012-I got nothin'!! Dealers choice, as the fans decide how to honor their Bloggy!!

4 days left on vacation!!! McBloggy

Tuck 'n Me....

So Tuck has his first accident in the humble abode, and of course, it's a doodie. We get everything all squared away, and I ask the little hound..."Hey Tuck, little T, puppy doggie...whats up with the indoor doodoo?" and you know what he says? He replies.."Just my way of making a comment about your blog!"....right on little brother, right on!!!

Very preliminary New Years resolutions...

I have decided to do a preliminary list of New Years resolutions....please be advised that this is a preliminary, and not final, list of resolutions for 2012.....

-I resolute to maintain my "cuz me so fatty diet of the stars", and also buy tighter fitting Target jeans so everyone can enjoy the results....
-I resolute to not get mad at refs/umpires...but do maintain the right to make smart ass comments...I don't get mad at them anyway, so this should be easy...maybe I'll keep this one in my pocket for Lent!
-I resolute to get a different hairdo..I've had the same one since Audrey and Karla cut it 28 years ago!! Get with the times, for the love of God!! We took a family photo the other day, and it looked like I was wearing a hair helmet!!
-I resolute to invent a new dance craze called the "Bloggy"...this will involve simulated typing, writing with erasable ink on a clipboard, and some form of innocent grinding to keep it hip for the kids!! Pretty sure you'll see it in the next Prince movie, tentaviely entitled "Purple Hair"...a nod to his getting up there in years....
-I resolute to continue to worship the ground that an incredibly short, almost dwarf like, super hottie walks on...I will have to retire from the paint world, as I will be following her around all day and bowing down, but the view will be awesome, so it should be cool!!

(Quick sidebar-Noah and I are playing Wheel of Fortune on the Wii, and the Vanna Mii is kinda hot....We just won a trip to Paris!!! J'mapelle Danielle all you Frenchies!!)

I will Bloggify my final resolutions in the near future....
Bloggy from the CR!!

Post Christmas ramblings...

Here are some post Christmas ramblings from the ol' self involved one....

-Without question, my favorite Christmas tradition is the Happy Birthday cake that the Hedtkes make for Jesus. I don't know why this strikes me as so funny/cool, but it just does. Had Unca Dana and Lily, Steve and Julie, Baby J, Mimi do and Gra Ham over to the humble abode on the Eve, and went to the Grove on the Day(nice presentation Julie!!)...wonderful time spent with family!!

-I actually went for a walk with the puppy yesterday...2 miles!! Can you believe it...I can't!! I'm actually looking forward to another one this evening....I may have lost my formerly fat mind!!!

-Down 39.6 pounds on the "Me so fatty" diet...won't hit my goal of 50 by the 1st...but 40 ain't too bad, and I have to admit, my hiney looks finey!! Lil'Bit will confirm this!! Ok, so maybe she won't, but I'm not gonna let the facts get in the way of some good ol' fashion blogging!!

-I am currently working on my New Years resolutions, and may have more on that soon...stay tuned!!

Off to shoot some hoops with the boys, walk the dog, and watcha the Rickya Rubio on the cablea TVa!!!

Byea Byea froma the CRa!! Maplea Grovea sucksa lessa becausea the Hedtkesa are coola!!
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