With the new year quickly approaching, and seemingly no one stepping up to the Bloggy plate, I have decided to take it upon myself, and officially declare 2012 "The Year of Bloggy". Much thought and energy has gone into the festivities, so that all can enjoy this most special of upcoming events.
Here is a tentative list of some planned activities:
January-2 plain McDoubles and a large fry will be on sale at all local McDonalds at their regular price. Did I mention how much I miss those fries!?!?
February-In honor of Valentines Day, all hotties will get a "Dream Date with Bloggy"...there will, of course, be none of what the kids call " the hanky panky", as this would tick off the Nugget!
March-free Bloggy dance team posters to the first 10,000 fans at the Timberwolves vs. Fargo North game on March 32nd.
April-Bloggy throws out the first pitch, Opening Day, at Target Field. I anticipate a 99 mile heater on the black caught by Ryam Doumit, as Joe Mauer will still be nursing some mystery malady in the training room.
Spring/Summer-"Take Bloggy to Work Day". Bloggy will show up at your job and try to tell you how you can do it better. Bloggy especially appreciates those that work at Gentlemen's Clubs, as he has a couple new sexy dances that he wants to try out.
The rest of 2012-I got nothin'!! Dealers choice, as the fans decide how to honor their Bloggy!!
4 days left on vacation!!! McBloggy
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