Hot off the wire from the toothy guy on KARE 11.....
-Panic in the streets of Maple Grove, as Wayzata High School has banned the sale of their bumper stickers to the residents of Maple Grove....Osseo High reports that they have plenty available, if needed!!
-Ricky Rubio has declared that he has a reciprical crush on a "Super Hot" showty from Coon Rapids!! Said Showtys' husband is absolutely Ok with it, as he has a crush on the little Spanish kid as well!!
-Former Lard Ass from Coon Rapids regains 3 of the 47 pounds he lost, basically because he is sick of dieting....takes him 150 days to lose 47, 2 days to gain 3...WTH!!
-For the first time since November 5th, we don't have a basketball tournament this week...Under NO circumstances will I not be drinking Miller Lite with the Jacques Lemaire of Coon Rapids this weekend!! (JT..please tell Jacques not to screen my calls, as we need to hang, drink, talk about girls, and laugh at our own stupid humor!!!)
-STAY SAFE ERIC!!!!
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