Bloggy answers some frequently asked questions.....
1. You seem to be the perfect Dude....handsome(sic), witty(sic), pillar of the community(sic), slim(sic), drinker of Miller Lite in the Thienes garage...what gives?
Answer: While I do admit to all of the above(sic), I am not without my faults, which I will list below...
a) My left buttock is slightly (almost imperceptible to the naked eye) smaller than my right buttock.
b) I occasionally have a hitch in my giddyup.
c) I like pinnacoladas, don't like getting caught in the rain, I am not into yoga or the taste of champagne.
d) I have decided to quit here, as I don't feel like inventing new letters of the alphabet, as my faults will go and on and on....
2. How did a lard ass like you lose so much weight?
Answer: No more than 2000 calories a day...and on a serious note, if I can do this, there is nothing that anyone else can't do....I am the most undisciplined person I know!!
3. Which is your favorite Rocky movie?
Answer: Rocky 2...well what are we waitin' for!!!
4. Are you excited for Christmas break?
Answer: Hellz to the ya!!!! 12 days o' RELAXATION!!!!
Bloggy Peace from the capital city...THE CR!!!
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